My ex fiancee used to get angry at me and spit, ****, snot, etc in my drinks then laugh while watching me drink it. She did it with *** too, especially loved using a hung studs ***. She also used my toothbrush on mens assholes. I get off on being lied to, used, abused and laughed at. It seems so hard but god I wanna get ripped off! Would love to buy ****** of ******, pubic hair, really dirty af panties, **** etc. But if u want me 2 always buy from u, you should lie to my pathetic loser ass! Tell me it's all your *** but actually it's his ***+**** or whatever! It's up to you, whatever might make you laugh harder! The whole thing is for me to truly be deceived, so plz dont hint that I'm not getting what I want or think. Dont worry, I'll only ever give perfect reviews. The more creative and cruel the more I'll always *** back! Love it if u talk me into buying some gross thing too, that way it's more like you are choosing to rip me off n **** me over! (ADULT)