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I am saving up to buy a house and a dalmatian where I can live the rest of my days writing sketch comedy and satirical TV pilots in my sprawling childless ranch full of chickens and goats.
8 Hour Panty: $20 + $5 for shipping
24 Hour Panty: $30 + $5 for shipping
Fresh Out of the Shower Panty: $40 + $5 for shipping
48 Hour Panty: $50 + $5 for shipping
Photos: $15 per photo
Phone Call: TEXT FOR DETAILS
FaceTime: $100 per 30 minutes
Handwritten Love Note: $15-alone/$5-with panties (send any note specifications in text)
Add a pube to the panties for an additional $3 each
Panty Bundle Discount:
FREE SHIPPING WITH A BUNDLE! (on USA orders only)
Add 1 Panty, Get 10% off Order
Add 2 Panties, Get 20% off Order
Add 3 Panties, Get 30% off Order
(More than 4 items will be separated into individual bundles with their own order discount. Please text for further clarification.)
CashApp: $DalmatianDallyParton
