Yrfavsidechick: Be My Zoidberg 🦀

I want you to live in my trash! 🚮
Be my awkward extraterrestrial crustacean
You'll never be worthy of worshiping my worn garments or ANYTHING that's touched my Alpha.

Aren’t you excited about all the goodies inside??? I want you to prepare yourself for this. Imagine opening this bag and being quickly immersed in a variety of alpha female scents. Be a good Zoidberg for me and dump it all over yourself!

Allow me to lovingly package your trash bundle in a resealable Ziploc baggie so you can enjoy it time and time again.

This will NOT contain . items.

You can find my payment methods, shipping details, and other relevant information in my bio! 😘