Hello there! We are a kinky couple looking to chat with like minded types and are very interested in the social side of the scene. Jeffy is average height average build but with an exceptional **** and is truly mind blowing in bed! His **** is as hard as Adamantium. Jeffy is also a veteran of the swinging scene but this time he's brought Not Jeffy along for the ride. Not Jeffy is a tattooed big boobed sex Goddess. She's got more curves than a very curvy thing living in Curvatopia. In a word she's ****ing amazing! Plus you name it and she's shoved some metal through it. She loves nowt better than putting on a proper corset which make her massive boobs look even bigger. She'll have your eyes out with em! She's also the very definition of a BBW. Big Beautiful Woman AND a Big Bucket of Win for Jeffy! We don't really believe in following the societal norms and we reckon the only thing the rule book is good for is breaking! We also loathe writing these about you bits but then again don't we all Please note that we do NOT accept friend requests if we haven't messaged with you first. Anyone doing so will get instantly blocked. Consider yourself warned! Also we only go through our messages when we're both at the keyboard so if you see your message as unread that'll be why! Rest assured that we will get around to reading it eventually! PS... Those allergic to cats be warned! (ADULT)