Balsamic vinegar CrimeSocialCultural Documentaries staying up late Cycling Botox Yoga and Pilates strong man hands on a man - slasher films the smell of vanilla ***** writing about nothing my cheese grater collection serial killer pathology Bukowski ghosthunting French lingerie art museums Lenny Bruce dressing up for Halloween reading on the toilet Sushi bars being sober getting slightly bent stargazing the smell of rain Paris France working out Walt Whitman Prozac a great pair of jeans being aloof Sleepytime Tea Rodin beer breath kisses Woody Allen movies The Super Bowl cooking for company flappers EVPs making and sitting by a great fire tarot cards Reality TV coffee in the morning Red Bull in the afternoon pillow talk giving back candlelight windchimes blackjack and poker sledding traveling to wherever Simon and Garfunkel reading Autobiographies pin up art going to the movies alone I need to go to Italy purple hair metal dreaming about old friends or new adventures jury duty playground swings *****ck Japanese culture bubble baths Where the Sidewalk Ends dumbbells feedom of expression hazel eyes The Beatles Hunter S. Thompson feather boas roller coastersGustav Klimt Zydeco Music looking for seashells shaped like hearts making Snow Angels and Snowmen wigs and fake eyelashes goin barefoot ironic ***ple walkie talkies John Lennon monkeys are totally rad kiwi fruit Hollywood in the late 60s TMZ deli pickles cloudy days a new pair of shoes phonographs being nerdy gas masks tattoos skipping Red Hots skydiving motorcycles fondue pinching butts Las Vegas my pink Sony Vaio pillows and pillows and more pillows bolt locks and heavy curtains stockingscotton candy old ****-Cola Art sleeping in lollipops Ann Rule cheesy 80s pop lamps that look like they belong in a brothel Feng Shui...Stuff I dont dig Inappropriate adrenaline rushes anxiety yelling at my kids jeans that are tight in the oh so very wrong places cleaning toilets Ouija Boards greedy ***ple paper cuts me smelling like cigarettes how long it takes to get my nails done all that road rage guilty Tyra Banks guns not for me users the smell of Bourbon Street musicals cartoons Dr. Laura swimming in the ocean snowboarding hanging out with any one person too long cats Catholicism ***ple who advocate medicating children commercials being an underachiever Gloria Allred racism know it alls diets porta potties being strip searched republicans Hitler Crystal Meth getting up early stubbing my toes agoraphobia cliques ***ple who show up unannounced Yes men the minimum payment on my credit card cookie-cutter strip malls changing ******* indecision Scrappy-Doo a whole bunch of certain ***ple rodeos snuff films the hate crimes caring about what ***ple think guilty ingrown hairs the smell of Sauerkraut ***ple who put their kids on leashes hard alcohol the fact that farts exist being late being pregnant feeling guilty when the telephone rings in the middle of the night all you can eat buffets Christmas trees gargoyles hot flashes waking up with a hangover my fear of the Ebola virus chewing on aluminum foil those gross orange candy circus peanuts (ADULT)